For any of you that don’t know me I work in a bar which means weekends don’t exist for me and a routine is just a myth. It’s a hard life when your job consists of doing tequila shots every night. But as a female bartender it can get tedious dealing with the drunken sexually driven men whilst trying to work. Chat up lines become the norm and when you think it couldn’t get worse, some next Tom, Pete, or Larry comes along with an absolute land slide of a line. So prepare for some cringe, lolz, and seriously’s as I take you through some of the worst’ chat up lines I’ve heard whilst working.
Single or double – “single especially for you” well I’m not so keep it moving Mr.
“You fancy me don’t you go on admit it” no not really, your old enough to be my dad thank you. Cockiness is the worst trust me no girl wants that or ever finds it attractive.
Not really a chat up line but its just as bad. Guy stares creepily smiling, I ask if I can get him something and the reply, “yeh your phone number”. That’s going to be a no from me thank you.
You ok? “I am now” followed by a creepy grin. Ok so no beer for you, this makes me feel so uncomfortable and this is one is not original guys nor is it hilarious.
“Can you call me a taxi?” Ok where you going… “Back to yours” Yeh I don’t think so, please leave now.
“Hi long time no see (I have no idea who this guy is) can we go on a date some time” erm no, who are you? Seriously don’t know how this guy thought this would work, I had never seen him before in my life and then he just went straight in there with go on a date with me, no name nothing. Confusing as hell.
“I’ll give you a tip if you go on a date with me / give me a kiss” My dignity is worth more than your scrap change thanks.
“So angels really are real…” What, like really people still try and use this kind of stuff
“I’m not drunk I’m intoxicated by you, lets do shots” No as I’ve just told you I’m not serving you because you are too drunk, also cringe.
“The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire for you” Ew!!!
The straight up “id bang you”, no you wouldn’t and now you’re not getting served either
“Do you come here a lot” well yes I work here durr
I don’t get chat up lines and I don’t think they’ve ever worked, like ever. Have they worked for you? Please girlies leave the worst chat up line you’ve received in the comments below, guys you to as well.